The perils of WIP accounting.

*ring ring*

*ring ring*

Hello, this is WIP Accounting, Clarissa speaking.  How may I help you today?
Hey Clarissa this is Eleanor.  Can I get a quick WIP Audit for my blog?
Certainly ma’am, Do you want the full audit of shame package or the active wips audit?
uh,,, let’s go with just the active.  I don’t think I can stand the audit of shame right now.
Certainly ma’am, An investigator will be out to your residence shortly,,,

*click*

Offical Report Findings
Active WIP Audit

When the investigator entered the residence all active knitting and crochet projects were found hanging from wall mounted hooks in individual project bags.  The active spinning was found in a bin under the television, leading this investigator to believe that it may not be as ‘active’ as the knitter promised.

hangers of shame

The project bags were consolidated and photographed for evidence.  The photograph is labeled to show the order the projects are displayed in this report.
the pile of shame -labels

Project A)  Halloween Themed Bag

The bag was very full when I opened it, too full to properly document.  The knitting was removed and it was revealed to be a nearly complete pinwheel sweater.

a bit full
lots of knitting!

Project Details:
Yarn: Madelinetosh Vintage in “Copper Penny”
Pattern: Pinwheel Sweater
Mods: Garter stitch substituted for Stockinette. Sweater is being knit flat and not in the round.
Needles: US 9 (5.5mm)

Project B)  Spinning Bag

Lots of Fiber in this bag left to spin.

spinning wips

Project Details:
Fiber: Woolgatherings 100% BFL Top in a Blue/Purple/Teal colourway
Spindle: Leclerc

Project C)  Rose Bag

an eye!!!!

Is that an eye? I think it just blinked at me!

Project Details:
(under section 12.1 – an investigator cannot endanger themselves during an audit)

Project D) Brown Bag with Hearts and Peace Signs
dad's socks redux

Project Details:
Yarn: String theory colorworks Resonance base in “Kopernik”
Pattern: Simple stockinette sock
Needles: 2.75 mm
Additional notes: shows signs of extensive frogging

Project E) Happy animal families in Red/White and Black

hmmmm
Looking in the bag didn’t illuminate the project so it was spread out on the floor.
a shawl in progress!

Project Details:
Pattern:Amalia Shawl
Yarn:Blue Moon Fiber Arts BFL sport in “Manly Yes… But I like it too”
Needles: US 8 (5.0mm)
Notes: the edge of the shawl is approximately 2/3 complete from the knitter’s project notes

Investigator Comments:
My Reporting practices were closely monitored by a black feline. while I was auditing the spinning wip she attempted to eat the fiber. In case the knitter charges us with fiber neglect I documented the beast as closely as possible in a separate Feline Damage Form. I have enclosed some pictures below to aid in any follow up investigation:
At first the feline calmly watched…
fuzzy supervisor1
Then it noticed the fiber…
fuzzy supervisor 2

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